My Brother

I must say that my brother is... (insert various forms of insults) but also at the same time the amount of shit I would go through just to put a smile on his face is unfathomable. He's 5 years younger than me and has taken almost none of my traits except for our excellent brawling ability and that's what I like about him. We are so different... I have brown hair, he has redish-brown... I love science and memes and various forms of video games and such, he is all sport, every sport, any sport really... I love him and I would do absolutely anything and everything for him in a heartbeat without any doubt... I also love that we so many inside jokes like this one about Elizabeth Bathory (some psychopathic youth-obsessed she-devil who owns a Gerouge plantation in which she would strip young girls of their flesh) anywho, our saying would be to find something so sickening and say "This is more depraved than the Gerouge Plantation!!!" It was so funny!!! I'm not expecting you guys to get it but I was just displaying our comradeship in such matters... I'm about 6 - 6.1 feet and my brother is almost as tall as me... I know one day there will come a time when he might be more of a challenge than our usual one-arm-behind-my-back-fight haha in conclusion I just wanted to talk a bit about my personal life a bit and what relationship I have with my siblings... (my sister will never be mentioned for she bears the mark of hipster-emo-goth-myspace whore... lol) she still cool though... anyway peace out... now for a 3 hour pathetic shift at so and so...